What if it's all a dream? What if you're just a frozen corpse, drifting through space, reliving your memories of life while your brain frosts over? What if the Noctis was useful? What if Pearl Abyss never bought CCP? What if god was one of us? What if pi=3.2? What if your dad wasn't a whore? What if Goons died? What if Sansha won? What if the Minmatar were free? What if Jita fell? What if Ahbazon was safe? What if you hadn't wasted your time reading this?