-1.15
Wellard Funky
18d ago
Jul 30, 2013(12y)
Jul 30, 2026(104d)
Combat
Kills409
Losses107
Efficiency79%
ISK
Destroyed104.42b
Lost12.81b
ISK Eff.89%
Solo
Solo Kills47
Solo Ratio11%
Final Blows122
Points409
Other
NPC Losses14
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.09
ActivityMedium
Gallente
Gallente
-1.15
Wellard Funky
Last Active
18d ago
Birthday
Jul 30, 2013 (12 years old)
Next Birthday
Jul 30, 2026 (104 days)
Combat
Kills409
Losses107
Efficiency79%
Danger Ratio87%
ISK
Destroyed104.42b
Lost12.81b
ISK Efficiency89%
Balance+91.61b
Solo
Solo Kills47
Solo Ratio11%
Final Blows122
Points409
Other
NPC Losses14
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.09
ActivityMedium
No data available
Bio
I was born to a family of migrant ant farmers who raised me in a dugout made from cow dung and fed me every day on horses milk and droppings from the ant farm. My early childhood was a happy one and mostly consisted of playing in the roads using jumpers for goal posts and looking through the neighbours trash.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.
I went to school when I was 8 and stayed until I was 16 and studied advanced masturbation, ant milking and dog bothering.
My teacher Mr Hugewang Van Longendong said I was exceptionally gifted at dog bothering and that perhaps I should maybe look at cat wrangling or goldfish fingering. I came away from school with several qualifications outside of my main study group which included flatulance storage, toenail ordering and upwards gardening.
I now roam the stars practising everything that I learnt except that there are not many dogs or ants....so its mostly the masturbation, flatulance storage and toenail ordering.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills15
Losses7
Efficiency68%
ISK Destroyed2.93b
ISK Lost655.66m
ISK Efficiency82%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor8.07
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows2
Points15
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleMid Gang (15 kills)
Small 20% Mid 80%
Avg Fleet: 8.1 Bait (2x)
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