"I don't need to get a life I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives" "Videos games don't cause violence, lag does, save your children, install faster internet!" "Welcome to Eve Online. Here's a rubik's cube, go fuck yourself." "There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don't." "Yes I know you're tackled, please die quietly" "Eve is a game for nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people." "There was a bright light then my ship turned into an egg, did I level up?" "When an eve player leaves eve to play WoW the average IQ of both games increases." "Right now, somewhere, someone is doing something stupid in a shiny ship... find them." "Shields, are like clothes, they're the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis, it works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina cause once you're in it, you're fucked." "Hi person whose friends keep exploding!"
Story Time (Life of a VNI):
So the Ishtar's come together and make baby Navitas which in their teens become Algos When an Algos gets a ratting job they become a Vexor. When the Vexor gets a promotion in the ratting world it becomes a Vexor Navy Issue. Then once the Vexor Navy Issue retires from ratting it becomes a mean ass PvPer named the Ishtar. On rarer occassions an Ishtar breaks out of this cycle and becomes a Dominix but if for some reason it skips that step and becomes a Sin. Then I'm sorry if one of these ships enter the field. And if one does, you sould probably call for an Erebus