I sexually Identify as a Moros. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hot dropping on battleships and cruiser blobs. People say to me that a person being a Moros is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install high angle guns, a siege mod and a damage control on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “that Moros cunt” and respect my right to kill anything smaller than me and to kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Morophobe and need to check your internet spaceship privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I accept bribes in the form of quafe skins and battleships.

I trained the wrong dread and now regret my life choices. Please primary my Moros, thank you in advance.

I have come out of my cocoon and am now a majestic retardzu. All shall fear my reppy goodness!
Cept dreads. Dreads are mean.