Caldari Prayer Our missles, whom art in launchers, hallowed be thy payload. Thy warhead come, our enemies be done In low sec as it is in Empire. Give us this day our daily gank And forgive us our WCS’s, but we won’t forgive those that use them against us. And lead us not into bubbles, but deliver us from scramblers For thine is the thermal, the explosive, the kinetic and the EM
Amarr Prayer Hail Tachyon, Beam Laser, our Frequency Crystal with thee. Blessed are thou amongst weapons, and blessed is the bounty of thy labour, gankage. Holy Tachyon, Tech One or Two, pray for our killmails, now, and at the hour of the Blob.
Amen
Minmatar Prayer PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE make this piece of shit engine work!
Flying Minmatar is the equivalent to riding a wheelchair down a flight of stairs while firing an ozze.