"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"

"I'm Here To Kick Ass And Chew Bubblegum"

I made billion clones and duck tape myself around ship for protection.

"He's a spy, blow him up. I'm gonna go take a shit."

Summoner

-Four Noble Truths-

The truth of suffering (Dukkha)
The truth of the origin of suffering (Samudāya)
The truth of the cessation of suffering (Nirodha)
The truth of the path to the cessation of suffering (Magga)

-Noble Eightfold Path-

Right Understanding (Samma ditthi)
Right Thought (Samma sankappa)
Right Speech (Samma vaca)
Right Action (Samma kammanta)
Right Livelihood (Samma ajiva)
Right Effort (Samma vayama)
Right Mindfulness (Samma sati)
Right Concentration (Samma samadhi)