Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
Alternative phrases to "Calm your tits" * Soothe your boobs * De-stress your breasts * Undo the calamity that is your mammaries * Adjust your bust before it combusts * Give that chest a rest * Hakuna your tatas * Don't have a rack attack
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve noble gasses here" Argon doesn't react
Once a day, Americans can activate their racial power by chanting "USA"; other Americansaround them will join in, and the number of Americans chanting creates an expanding area that is legally part of the United States for the duration of the chant.
Row, row, row boat, Gently down stream. Pain, anguish, rape, malnourish. Potato only dream.