How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they found it cheaper to move to another room.
How many Minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they are all busy trying to avenge the death of the old one.
How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they are all busy punishing the old one for converting to darkness.
How many Gallente does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them, They have to vote about it three times
How many Triglavians does it take to change a lightbulb? Fucking guess.
How many eve players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, CCP does it and all eve players complain about the changed light. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________