Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. When he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had smashed him so hard.

Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room. When they finally made her,
they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it, they'd always just been there.

Both the girl and boy were glad because one kid had it worse than that... There was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school. When they went to their church they shook and lurched all over the church floor.
He couldn't quite explain it they'd always just gone there.