Im the man they let fly an unmarked chopper and carry a gun in his pocket.
My name is MFWIC =
Mother Fucker Walks In Charge
I WILL VANQUISH YOUR FEAR AND COMMUTE YOUR FLESH TO DUST
Let me tell you a story. A story about a small child named CaveMan343 Bohne. This young boy, who his parents named inaeptly since numbers shouldn't be in a name, lived a life of bordem and from that bored stemmed a terrible secret. And that secret is his love of Dakimakura. He would act as boys normally do around girls. He would often shy away from them. But with his pillow he could become a man. His time he spent alone with his pillow he'll cherish for the rest of his life. - Icefenix