Thank you for being our target, and please complete the following questionaire _________________________________________________________________
My name is [Insert Name], and I have been:
[ ] - Ganked [ ] - Ransomed [ ] - The victim of surprise buttsex™
by
[ ] - One of you. [insert name] [ ] - Several of you [Insert people involved here]
and I would like you to
[ ] - Go fuck yourselves [ ] - Jump off the nearest bridge/Tall object [ ] - Get raped by a gang of homosexual bikers [ ] - Die in a fire, screaming [ ] - Be banned for life
and furthermore, I will now
[ ] - Emorage quit eve [ ] - Declare war on your corporation [ ] - Get my mate who is uber to kill you all [ ] - Apply to your corp in the hope of becoming uber like you
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