TAOISM: Shit Happens HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage BUDDHISM: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit? 7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens On Saturday PROTESTANTISM: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder CATHOLICISM: If Shit Happens I Deserve It JEROVAE'S WITNESS: Knock, Knock "Shit Happens" JUDAISM: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me? ATHEISM: No Shit T.V. EVANGELISM: Send More Shit RASTAFARIANISM: Let's Smoke This Shit