The carebear defense: 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 c5 3. Knight takes e5 ... ... "OMFG!?!?! Why did you do that! People like you is why so few people play chess!!!! Argle Bargle Mmmmmmrrrrrgllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!" 4. Knight takes pod ††
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. --Robert Frost
[17:12:27] Elly Artrald > Trevor is a big believer in the "learn by doing" school of teaching people how to not die :)