The best biography south of the South Pole. Recipent of the this biography makes my head hurt award.
All ransoms are honored... unless you are named Ragori Mitternacht! (Meridia Thellere is not responable for any damage as a result of your randsom)
NOTE: Chronically afk
Is not a black hole or secretly a Squ'ith wormhole
Proud winner of the I maybe exist award.
Who needs satire when I have a seat on a tire!
Bored? Shoot the FC! Confused at which words to use? throw a book that will get the point across.
Need a FC? call: 1-800-Don't-jump
The Amarr pray for power. The Caldari pray for profits. The Gallente pray for freedom. The Minmatar pray that their ships won't fall apart Minmatar ships are never destroyed, just turned into smaller Minmatar ships
How many Minmatar does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they are all busy trying to avenge the death of the old one.
How many Amarr does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they are all busy punishing the old one for converting to darkness.
Trust me I have good skills level: V No life -IV Money Managment -I Humor III Stupidity V Station twirling -II List making Did you know, that this biography is a waste of time!
(notify) Your cloak deactivates due to proximity to a nearby Planet (Barren). Well damn who do you need to talk to for a simple hyperspace bypass around here!!!
Official Ship Prefixes (Not madlibs someone swears. Who? no clue) SS = Shiny Sticks USS = Unlimited Super Soakers IMS = It's Mah Ship HMS = His Mighty Sock JDS = Just Dipping Sauce ROKS = Random Official Kazoo Sounds RFS = Risky Farting Situation
This is ramblings of a very sane person. WHO TOLD YOU THAT