"Mrs. FIX-IT"
"Let's get it out of the way because we all know it--I'm the guy nobody wants to deal with. It's a tired old clech\xe9, but it's true: you can call me a troubleshooter, because when there's trouble they call me and i find somebody to shoot it, metaphorically or literally.

What I really am is a problem-solver. I arrange to make sure whatever's troubling you or your business goes away. sometimes that's easier then others, because some troubles are more complicated (or more persistent) then others. That's why i keep a list of individuals and groups who specialize in dealing with certain types of problems--the right tool for the right job, i always say. I'm an artist--when things go to drek for you, just tell me what the problem is and then stand back and let me get it handled for you"

Attempting to give a fuck
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