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Yornum "the tool" Haree, wanted the galaxy over by hordes of angry women. What they want him for has yet to be determined, so for safety he does not land on planets any longer. Being the main ingredient of a frappachino is not on yornums bucket list.
Business opportunity available: Still inventorying over 440B isk worth of viagra and over 100B isk worth of fake birth control pills. Also available are genetically enhanced Fedos, usefull for disposal of unwanted slaves at customs checkpoints.
Promoted to Space Superiority Fighter Pilot 4th class, and issued a harry potter broom.