Pithos Miromme was born in a vial of amniotic fluid in birthing facility Bravo during the Ides of March on the Gallente home world. It took nearly three weeks for the bureaucrats at the Hall of Medical Records to name the clone. After several meaningless votes and arguments a representative from the Miromme family offered the surname Miromme. Naturally, a dedicated bureaucrat suffers from hunger pains and the first name of Pithos was chosen after multiple members of the naming committee succumbed to their desire for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich after seeing jars in a nearby pantry. In true democratic fashion the committee had unknowingly chosen the Greek word for a large container, quite fitting for such a ridiculous origin story. Any questions concerning these historical records must be filed in triplicate with the Chief Historian.