I was born from a vagina. I also like most vaginas, but not the blue waffle thing or anything like that.
I also care about cookies. Chocolate chiped ones are great, but I'll fucking kill your dog and rape your wife if you give me cookies with those motherfucking rasins.
Talk about dogs, I have a dog and I like it. I see you treating a dog in a bad manner and I will make you feel like the hottest girl you ever seen was not only a tranny but also the burglar of your backend's virginity and make you positively sure you have AIDS.
I also like to steal player owned structures and fuck everyone's assets and make you wonder what the fuck is that freakin smell that feels like a priceless art piece coming through your nostrils. Yes I give out some very stinky gas.

But lets not get over our heads now, shall we? You will learn to fear me from other things than what I type in a textbox. And when fear commands your actions and humiliation drops your tears, you have my permission to die.