Rules of engagement: I am not responsible for your lost items, guns, ammo, or any other expensive loot you would like returned. I cannot compensate you for your losses, nor can I be held responsible for the destruction of your pod. By reading this disclaimer you agree that anything lost from direct intervention of me into your eve life is totally your fault for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and cannot be used against me in any court of law or petition. I reserve the right to take your ships from you at any time without warning or provocation. I also reserve the right to liquidate any assets that belongs to you.
Amarr: "God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back."
Caldari: "I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here."
Minmatar: "Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it."