"If there was a problem yo i'll solve it, at the point of my gun while my turret revolves it."
"When an EVE player's ego gets too large for their penis, it splits off into a large in game ship."
"Someone asked me to narrate what is going on. Basically everyone is out here fucking each other with giant space cocks at 1 frame per second because we hate ourselfs. And that's pretty much eve online"
Forward Unto'Dust >" there are many truths, infinite stories. We are but a small chapter in the tome of the universe. the Weave of time spins us into neverending strands. Fear not the ending of an old tale, for it is the start of a new and better beginning." - Biggest load of shit i have ever heard, that 10 mill for "more knowlege of the universe" was so wasted!