1. You're reading my bio.
2. Now your saying/thinking that's a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that I skipped 3.
5. You're checking it now.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my bio.
9. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that I skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now and figuring out I didn't skip 9...
12. You didnt notice that I skipped 8 instead.
13. You're regretting reading my bio.