Shields are like clothes: the first thing to come off. Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened. Structure is like a vagina: once youre in it, youre fucked
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You know you’re Hungarian when…
1. you know the phrase “three is the Hungarian truth” 2. you can swear for 5 minutes straight, with one breath, not using the same word, ever 3. you never heard anybody say anything positive about politics 4. you don’t know at least half of the people at family celebrations 5. you love T\xfar\xf3 Rudi but can’t really explain to foreigners what the hell it is until they try it 6. for every meaning there are about 5 words 7. you have at least one relative who’s named Attila. Or J\xf3zsef. Or J\xe1nos. Or L\xe1szl\xf3. Or Istv\xe1n. 8. zou cant tzpe on and English kezboard because y and z are mixed up 9. any foreigner’s passing mention of Transylvania will set off a twenty-minute rant about the Treaty of Trianon