1. Yo, wanna 1v1? Translation: Why hello there? Want to agress me, so me and 50 of my buddies can fight you at the same time?
2. [Multiple Items] Translation: Please click, and accept the contract without reading so I can scam you from your hard earned ISK.
3. Free ice cream, belt 1 Translation: 20 dudes waiting for feeble minded players to warp in... (It wont be pretty)
4. I am quitting EVE, give me your isk and I will double it! Translation: Hello good sir, you seem to be of feeble mind and lacking common sense, may I have your ISK please?