On the 1st day of Eve a certain Tar loged in and said '' I '' for the very last time and God found it odd but precise.

On the 2nd day of Eve Sir molle was thinking how to get his non existent but future 1st titan blown up and God found it good to give him several more ...

On the 3nd day of Eve Will wasnt even online or subscribed but said your a retard to someone of unknown origins and for it God said Will shall never sleep again.

On the 4th day of Eve Kindjal arrived precisely when he ment to, hence known now as Kindjalf and God let him pass the airport.

On the 5th day of Eve CCP said Eve has sound but God has yet to hear it and found it silent.

On the 6th day of Eve someone somewhere lost 3 ratting carriers and Will said he was a fucking retarded thundercunt and God let Will sleep for 1 night.

On the 7th day of Eve God jumped, was fatigued and loged off ... while a certain Dog drank a very good glass of Whisky.