A moth visits a pediatrists office. The Dr. comes in and says "Well what seems to be the problem?" The moth says, "Well doc, things have been really bad. My wife, I've lost interest in her. She hates me. We have hundreds of kids and I can't seem to stand any of them. I have no interest in my work, I can't find motivation about anything in life, and I've started to question my place in the world. In fact, I struggle to find a reason not to end it all every morning I wake up! I mean, it took a week for me to just get out of the house today!"
"Well," the doctor says, "I think you need to see a psychiatrist, not a pediatrist. Why did you make an appointment with me?"