A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.
He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said chair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere. Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, eff it. They were out of ammo anyhow.