Typical story. Lost my familly in that big war. You know the one with all them dead people.was reased by space monkeyz until a was captured by space pirates and sold on the blackmarket as a pet to Mr West but he decided to traide me to mika thegrimreefer for ??? but for some crazy reason mika decided to wash me and saw that i was a human and not a pet WTF she said and decided to trade me to the Slita mining Corp. as a slave miner. After many years of loyal servetude to GRAND MASTER r0id i was offerd to pilot a mammouth in my GRAND MASTER's fleet. With great honnor i serve my GRAND MASTER and for my servetude i'm granted the right to kill rats once a month
ALL HAIL GRAND MASTER!!!!
ALL HAIL GRAND MASTER!!!
after months of thinking i was serving the TRUE master. HE finally appeared THE TRUE MASTER Homegrownmaster that is . In a great cloud of smoke serounded by topless dansers, spliff in hand he told me: smoke get high and make me laugh and all shall be well .