Never underestimate a pinecone. A tiny pinecone holds the power to become a towering tree that towers over people, property and other vegetation. That tree might slowly starve its neighbors of sunlight. It might send its roots tunneling into the seemingly strong foundations of building and structures nearby, inexorably bending them to its will, stealing their resources, or disupting their pathways. Or it might just drop branches or fall on them, crushing them with a sudden fury and showering down a new crop of pinecones that will one day become a forest.
Who needs balls when you have Pinecones instead?
Caldari: "My ship doesn't need to be fast. I can hit you from here" Amarr: "God says I'm better than you. So stop resisting." Gallente: "Just wait till I get in range. Ahh screw this. Drones attack!" Minmatar: "Ahh crap. The duct tape came off.."
Acolyte of the most holy system of Syndicate -- Poitot. May it forever grace us with honor, glory, and blessed memes. Amen & amen.