If you play EVE you are not paranoid because everyone really is out to get you. The Twelve Commandments of EVE 1. Never fly what you can't afford to replace. 2. Smartbombs ain't that smart. 3. If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid. 4. There are no fair or unfair fights; only fights. 5. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 6. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 7. That enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack. 8. The "undock" button is also the "consent to PvP" button. 9. There are plenty of idiots in EVE, but never assume everyone is one. 10. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the farther you'll go. 11. If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it 12. A soft answer turns away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.