Why we DISCONNECT from Eve -- explained by Dr Suess
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted at the very last resort, And the access to the memory makes your hard drive abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash; And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the graphics on your computer screen are now completely marred; Cause the latest Windows upgrades has completely destroyed your card. And the display from the CPU to the VDU is now permanetly out of whack. You should have thought twice, and you should have bought a Mac!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's completely rejected by the router down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, And your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cuz sure as I'm a poet, the system's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, And the macro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk, Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to call your Mom!
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