Greetings, fellow space enthusiasts! I’m a certified wormhole aficionado, specializing in “strategic surprise” visits to unsuspecting pilots. My hobbies include poking sleeping bears (or, you know, capital ships), collecting exotic loot, and hosting impromptu parties in the void (BYO ship!).

When I’m not busy diving into black holes, I can be found:

-Practicing my PVP skills: Mostly on unsuspecting miners who thought they were safe in their little belts. Spoiler alert: they weren’t.
-Researching wormhole cuisine: I swear, if I eat one more “glowfruit” I’ll start glowing myself.
-Playing hide and seek with the locals: I’ll let you know when I’m winning—usually right after I drop on their fleet!

So if you see a bright light in your wormhole, it’s probably just me saying “surprise!”—or maybe it’s just the cosmic rays. Either way, bring snacks and a spare ship; it’s gonna be a wild ride!

P.S. My exit strategy involves more than just “hope for the best.” Spoiler: It rarely works!