You can not cry while cutting onions by chewing bubble gum. You can not cry at other moments of your life by not being a little bitch.
Warning: Dicks are designed for capsuleer use only. Side effects experienced by non-capsuleers include but are not limited to dizziness, blindness, nausea, internal hemorrhaging, IBS, sleepwalking, amnesia, sexual deviancy, sudden death, vision changes, acute epidermal sloughing, partial or total loss of motor control, and minor skin rash.