WoW holds your hand from 1-80, and makes sure you get a cookie regardless if you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place.

"Flying minmatar is like firing an Uzi while riding a wheelchair down a flight of stairs"

Trust in the Rust

"In closing, I'd like to share the Minmatar Prayer which is found in Seffen's bio, 2009.10.18 10:25
MacGyver, Patron Saint of all Minmatar
Our MacGyver,
who art in the bulkhead tinkering,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy duct tape come.
Thy rig be done, in hull as it is in elec

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