Words To Live By "if they warp off they're a bot if they don't warp off they're a well disciplined bot" "I like my women like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer" "the glass isn't half full or half empty your glass is just too big" "babies are such noobs" "google is skynet" "the only good communist is a dead communist" "if you do what you've always done you'll get what you've always got" "dinosaurs aren't real the cia planted the bones to discourage time travel" "friends are like trees.... both are highly flamable when you pour gasoline on them" "there are only 2 tools you need in life wd-40 and duct tape if it moves and shouldn't use duct tape if it doesn't move and should use wd-40" "always pillage before you burn its hard to loot a burnt down village" "excuses are like assholes... everyones got one and they all stink" "the cycle is your madness" "mind fuck me or get the hell off my headcase" "the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese" "make the little things count... teach midgets math" "Taxation is extortion!"