Scouting Speak:

"Crapload" 5 - 6
"Shit Load" 7 - 12
"Shit Ton" Local is Full (12 - 16)
"Fuck Ton" Local is SCrolling (18 - 25)

Prefixes:
"Fucking" (Double what she called from the above list)
"Metric" (PoS Fleet)
"Imperial" (Lord Vader is in Attendance)

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Admiral Ackbar cereal. Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude.