Dear sweet, sacred Loot Fairy, may you cast your divine blessing onto the wrecks I create as an offering to your endless generosity. May you pass on the strong will of Bob to all whom I pop in your name. When my ship must pop, may my pod warp swiftly and safety to my next vessel. May the salt flow plenty upon the space in which I dwell. All hail Bob and his faithful servant, The Loot Fairy.