"Damn, I didn't even get to fart in the Captain's chair." -traccat
"You might not have had the chance to fart in the chair..." "but I bet you left a nice shit stain." - Freight Train Syn
"Seems like it was yesterday when I was changing car transmissions by hand." "Now I'm lucky if I dont pull a muscle getting toilet paper off the roll" - Freight Train Syn
"Wait until you need a new asshole like me." - Timestami