'DPS wins fights, logi just helps you lose slower' - Zarvox

The Rules of Eve.
1. Do the tutorial. All of it. At least once.
2. Don't mix guns. Go long or short range but don't mix.
3. Don't mix tanks. Armor or shields but not both.
4. Don't mix passive/active tanking.
5. Don't shoot blues.
6. Don't smack talk.
7. Don't use autopilot, in low sec or 0.0 especially.
8. Never forget this is a game not a job.
9. Don't rush into a bigger ship without the support skills.
10. Don't undock in anything you can't afford to loose.
11. Learn to control the distance between you and your target. Close or far, if he's where you want him then you win.
12. Thinking outside the box is good. Fitting against your ships bonuses never good.

The Amarr Pray to God
The Caldari Pray for Money
The Gallente Pray for Peace
The Minmatar Pray their ships hold together
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Раз вышли шесть крабов на белт погулять..
Расклочился рекон - осталось их пять.

Пять крабов на домиках плекс проходили
Вдруг там всплыл бобер - их осталось четыре...
Они вчетвером аномальку стреляли
Приварпал к ним цептор - втроем убежали.
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Три краба без скаута прыгнули в гейт
От диктора двое смогли улететь...
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Два краба решили слетать в магазин
Тут цино, хотдроп - и остался один.

Оставшийся краб с PVP-шился в лоу.
Без мемберов клайму " **** *** " 3.14здец полюбому...

Мораль этой басни ребят такова
Нули не для крабов, для крабов - ИМПА
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THE WAYS OF EVE
• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
• Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
• Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
• The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
• One enemy ship is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
• The complexity of a ship is inversely proportional to the IQ of the ship's operator.
• The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill.
• Professionals are predictable, it's the griefers that are dangerous.
• To err is human, to arr is pirate.