If you are singing Dead Man's Cheat you should really be drinking bottle of Navy Rum. The ABV should be at least 57% that gunpowder doused with the rum would still burn. Drinking said bottle will make operating your own body hard. To lay down on the floor, without falling off the floor is going be a challenge. Using your keyboard with anything other part of your body ther then your face, almost impossible. Drinking a bottle and doing a little piracy!