Dear CCP, my name is [_____________] and I am writing to inform you that I am dissatisfied with your game because:

[ ] I lost my ship to a cloaky camper because I didn't watch local.
[ ] I was trying to PvP in my Rorqual and it lost against a [___________] even though I had drones out.
[ ] My mum wanted me to wash the dishes so I went AFK and lost my ship.
[ ] I was accessing inappropriate material in the background and I came back to find my ship tackled.
[ ] The cat warped my ship out of the POS.


Due to this, I have experienced

[ ] Anxiety attacks.
[ ] Loss of valuable gaming time.
[ ] A girlfriend.


and would like to say

[ ] you guys SUCK
[ ] I didn't want that [_______________] anyway!
[ ] I want reimbursed for my loss.


Further to this I am going to:

[ ] Quit because EVE is dying
[ ] Move back to high security space and mine Veldspar.
[ ] Take up drinking.
[ ] Smash my keyboaard in a blind rage.
[ ] Join TEST Alliance