If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

When the war of the giants is over the wars of the pygmies will begin.
-Winston Churchill

We make war that we may live in peace.
-Aristotle

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-George S. Patton

You can't say civilization doesn't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
-Will Rogers

Ok I'm reloading!
-Scarface