The Minmatar Prayer

Our Sabot, who art in Artillery
hallowed be thy alpha strike
thy fragmentation come
Our oppressors be done
In Genesis
As in Domain
Speed is our tank
Our Nanoed tank
And forgive us our Instabs
But not those who use Vitoc on us
And lead us not into slavers
But deliver us from running out of ammo
For thine is the Autocannon
The Artillery
And the multi-specced bonuses
Rusty Ships

Flying Minmatar ships is like riding an office chair down stairs while firing an uzi.
Flying a Gallente Blaster BS is like trying to dogfight in a 747 armed with flamethrowers, wouldn't have it any other way.