In 2017 a EULA violator was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the anoikis underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the capsuleer formerly known as Surprise Buttsects.