"Oh great Weasel Kami! I seek your guidance and offer you great respect!"
Speak, human.
"There is another salaryman at my office and he's giving me a really hard time. I just want to move up in the company, but he's always on my case, messing with my stuff, and trying to get me in trouble with management. What should I do?"
Defend your territory, human. Rake this lesser male with your claws and baste yourself in his blood. Devour his young and mate with his females in the disputed territory. Raise many offspring, mark the area with your scent glands, and relish your victory.
"Perfect."