The Emperor is no god! And to lump him into that obscene category is what is HERESY around here! Compare our Emperor: Radiant, beautiful, magnificent, to the ones considered "gods" in this galaxy! Nurgle; a supernatural garbage bag. Khorne; a paraplegic sociopath. Tzeentch; an indecisive mollusk. Slaanesh; never went to rehab. Gork and Mork; literal mushrooms! Khaine; big daddy Calgar's personal pleasure object. Isha; supernatural garbage can. Cegorach; a fucking CLOWN! The Nightbringer; has no friends! And The Deceiver; who's just straight up an idiot!
Oh those pesky jalapeno peppers, They'll make you scream and cry forever. If you don't give your hands a refresher Before handling your country pecker Oh, your woody never should be hotter Or you could be need to call a doctor When a jalapeno gets between your Saddlebags, it'll make you scream