A kleptomaniac, a pyromanic, a zoophile, a pscyhopath, a necrophiliac and a massochist were sitting in a park when they spotted a cat.
"We should steal it!" said the klepto "Yea! then set it on fire!" said the pyro "Mmmm. And fuck it!" said the zoophile "Hahaha! Then kill it!" said the psycho "And THEN we fuck it" agreed the necrophiliac