Where were you when Impoc was kill?

"Minmatar Afterburner - Known to inferior races as a structure fire"

"What do you do when you see an Armarrian bleeding out? Stop laughing and reload."



There is no balance process for Eve, CCP simply presses a big red button clearly labeled "DO NOT PUSH" which breaks a bit of the game. The following days, complaint letters are filed in a huge warehouse specifically for said letters. When CCP decides another balance patch is required they begin searching through the warehouse until they find another big red button.

In conclusion; CCP's time is devided exclusively between pushing big red buttons, and searching for big red buttons to push.