This is the greatest and best bio in new Eden, Tribute

Long time ago we was roaming' down a long and lonesome pipe
All of a sudden, there blopsed a shiny fleet, in the middle, of the roam.

And they said

Read the best bio in new Eden, or I'll pod you home
And we read the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The Best bio in New Eden, it was The Best bio in New Eden

Once every hundred-thousand years or so
When the noobs doth mine and the scams doth work
And the ISK doth grow

Needless to say, the fleet was stunned
Whip-crack went their cyno trail
And the blops was done
They asked us Be you angels
And we said, Nay We are but pirates

This is not The Greatest bio in New Eden, no
This is just a tribute
Accidently deleted The Greatest bio in New Eden, no, no
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Bio in New Eden
And the peculiar thing is this my friends
the bio we read on that fateful night it didn't actually look
anything like this bio!

Borga ElPlaya > Enthes don't be red. Be blue. Come join me, darkbra and A2
Borga ElPlaya > That's a poem bitches

darkbra sets fire to Goldies penis
Borga ElPlaya notes that the fire, having consumed the available fuel, went out remarkably quickly