innot > I will ram a torpedo up your ass so hard it will take a prophecy and a young boy named Arthur to remove it.
Smokin' Joe > SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Robopleasure > Idumea is a big gay Mythago > what does that make you robo? Robopleasure > Faaaaabulous
Culmen > A cat is like that carebear who sticks around only while there's food, and at best kills a few rats. A dog F*cking enforces NBSI, and deep down is slightly disappointed you aren't taking it on a roaming gank
Limitanes > EVE itself is about as fun as wrapping your dick in tinfoil and trying to fuck a wall socket
Gonnaeatit > [19:53:39] Farina Larros > I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body i have a t-shirt with pink text "im a lesbian trapped in the body of this fat ugly biker" =)
Balkor Wolf > Confirming LNAW is full of PGL's crossdressing slaves