''Lately, I was salvaging a large minmatar wreck, but all cycles failed.. I didn't give up and kept trying, untill the pilot convo'd me to say it wasn't funny anymore''

"If You're Happy And You Know It - Pod Amarr,
If you cannot find Caldari - Pod Amarr,
If the Minnie are too frisky, the Gallen`te looking shifty,
and the Jovians are too risky - Pod Amarr."

"The Amarr pray to God.
The Gallente pray for freedom.
The Caldari pray for money.
The Minmatar pray their ships hold together."

"Be nice to your logistics pilots. They're the only ones who can kill you by looking at you and doing absolutely nothing."